Dear D,
Today is your birthday, and amazingly enough you are spending it at the "happiest place on Earth." The very same place that circa 1984, you vehemently proclaimed to Mom and Dad, "why do we have to go to a stupid place like this?"
I am pretty sure you would rather be doing activities like this...
And this...
But, I guess things change we you've got a house full of girls. Well, at least some of the time.
I know how super excited you are to have yet another post on the Internet full of pictures of you, but in the wise words of our
big sis... you do not have a blog and you still haven't set up the computer Dad gave your for Christmas. So, onto the birthday wishes!
Happy Birthday Darren!

Thanks for being such a great big brother. Well, except for that time in 2nd grade, when I got an F on my math test, and I ripped up the test paper and threw it in the trash, and you pulled it out, taped it back together and showed it to Mom. I'm sure my payback of writing "Darren wuz here" in lipstick on the bathroom sink made us somewhat even. I do remember a time when Mom left you home to babysit for me, and you initiated a game of "Barbie has a BBQ at the lake" complete with tiny crumpled toilet paper burgers and duck decoy pencil sharpeners floating in the tub. I am pretty sure your pencil sharpeners never worked the same after that. I do have you to thank for my love of rap music. Whodini. Run DMC. LL Cool J. Dean was pretty impressed when we started dating, and I knew all the songs on NWA - Straight Outta Compton. I love that I made you the best rap mix ever, and when your customers ask you where you got it, you smile and say, "my little sister." I can't tell you how happy I was when Dean got the "big bro stamp of approval," since previous boyfriends did not fair quite as well. You, of course, were the cool guy growing up, and I was so proud to have you as my big brother. I loved following your baseball career mostly so I could secretly crush on all your cute friends. Nowadays when anyone tells me they love to fish, I am pretty proud to tell them that my big brother is a charter boat captain. However, the conversation usually deteriorates from there since I don't think I've been fishing with you since that time in the paddle boat at Mr. Eddie's lake back in 2000. You think you could hook a sister up with a trip. You have such a loud, fun personality, and every time I am around you, you always make me laugh. You make Noah laugh too, and I love to see you take the extra effort to engage him and make him notice you. He can't help but pay attention to his Uncle D. I love your West Texas hunting trips that include at stop over at our house. I love your cooking, and I wish I was around more often to try your dishes. Your pork tenderloin spaghetti... mmmmm. I still owe you a phone call for the next time I pick up some fish from HEB. I love you Darren, and I hope you have an awesome birthday.

1980s - Waiting for the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/Tooth Fairy
1996 - Congratulations hug on the night you and Sarah got engaged.
1996 - Cracking me up for Mardi Gras.
1995 - Care and I headed out for homecoming. Did you not own a shirt in the 90s?
2009 - With Noah at Christmas.
2006 - Stuck between two sisters.
2009 - D and Cole.