Real Men Don't Wear Red

Seriously, it's the holiday season. I would think that anything red would be a big seller this time of year. I am trying to find a red sweater, shirt, something for Dean to wear for our Christmas picture, and I can't find one anywhere. And, when I say anywhere, I mean in a 5 mile proximity of our house. Target, Old Navy, Kohls, Marshalls, Ross... nothing. Do men really not wear red? I guess I will have to venture into the city. Sigh.