Last night, a group of people from Dean's work were getting together for wings. Since moving to Miami, the nights I actually leave the house after dark are few and far between. So, I decided that Noah and I were actually going to go. The way our day was scheduled it looked like Noah was going to take a late nap, so he wouldn't be totally exhausted. Well, wouldn't you know it, he totally denied me a nap. Finally, I needed to shower because hey, a night out deserves a blow dry and makeup. So, I put Noah in his crib about 4:45 PM, and... he fell asleep. Sigh. I had a bad feeling. He woke up crying from his abbreviated nap, and I should have just given up and cancelled, but I forged ahead with my fresh blown hair and pre-pregnancy jeans (finally).
Noah and I picked up Dean at the hospital and headed to the restaurant. I use the word restaurant loosely since it was more like a bar/wings joint. We walked in and the crew was amassed among two picnic tables. The place was dark and crowded and loud, and the tables where everyone was sitting were way in the back. Noah immediately went into sensory overload. I knew within about two seconds this outing was a bad idea, but Dean said we couldn't just walk out, so onward we marched. I tried my best to follow the rule of don't let him down, but he's weighing in at about 34 pounds, and sometimes it's easier said than done.
So, after attempting to sit, act calm and collected, meet people, and join in some small talk, I gave up. Noah definitely had something in mind. He took off running back towards the entrance. En route he managed to wedge between the legs of a group posing for a picture and then got stuck between a couple hugging. I tried to push the amorous pair apart, but apparently they were lacking feeling below the waist because despite my pushing, Noah had to wait out the hug and then ended up on his butt on the floor. Undeterred, he jumped up and continued on his merry way to the arcade games in the front which I had overlooked, but eagle eye Noah must have spotted right off. We stood there for a bit while Noah got his fill of V8 vigilante, and then I bribed him with cheese-its and begged a waitress for a high chair.
A sippy cup of apple juice got him to get in the high chair, a refill of milk, some applesauce, half a pb&j, and an episode of Bunnytown on my iPhone afforded us a little conversation, an order of wings, and a beer in a frosty mug (aaahh). By that time, I decided it was time to put us and Noah out of our misery. As we struggled to get an overtired and overstimulated little boy into his carseat, I wondered if it was worth the effort. I am thinking not. First on the agenda on our move to Texas, a babysitter.